Beyonce demonstrates how I often feel about things

"There is nowhere near enough sugar in this coffee." "Football's so boring."

"Taylor Swift ain't country. And...she's annoying."

"I saidpaper in plastic."

"Who waits 45 minutes for a table at the Cheesecake Factory?!!"

"Well, I unfollowed you, too."

"My weekend was FINE."

"Stop with the littering. Seriously."

"This aisle is too narrow for your unnecessarily gigantic stroller."

"Ugh. I have to get gas."

"Loud gum chewing should be illegal."