Posts tagged Random
More random than ever

TGIF, folks. TGIF, indeed. I need a brain purge. So, let's be random! 

The song that my husband and I chose to play while we were introduced for the first time as husband and wife was "Shine Bright" by John Brown's Body. I don't know if you know them, but you should. Give it a listen after the jump, while you read the rest of this post. That's my Friday gift to you.

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Here's how I feel

You should never take a hair stylist recommendation from someone whose hair you do not love.

ALL OF THIS. I don't believe in 'victim-shaming.' But, I do believe in taking responsibility and accepting maybe you didn't take the proper precautions/choices when it came to your nude photos. Whatever happened to Polaroids? You can burn them, and they fade after so many years.

The very first second Rosie O'Donnell screams on The View (and really, with Rosie Perez? Talk about annoying voices), I will never watch again. So, I'm betting I'll only get 30 seconds in.

Jordan Knight has never looked healthy. I remember meeting him when I was 8 or 9 years old at a New Kids on the Block concert. So this was like, 1990. He wasn't my favorite (Joey Joey Joey!), but I remember thinking, "Oohh...he doesn't look good", and I refused to go shake his hand. He was pale and skinny and had bags all around his eyes. He's now touring with Backstreet Boy Nick Carter and I have already said too much on this topic.

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Fifty Shades of Monday

By now, especially if you've checked Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and any other social media accounts you use, you know that today is Monday and everyone's complaining about it.

So, let's complain, some random things, like strange beach behavior, horrible books and topics that just won't die.

Like being random. Anyway...

I saw a guy bring a hammer to the beach. No lie. He was a father of three, and apparently he needed a hammer to pound on top of his beach umbrella. I've never seen someone have to do that. In fact, while he was hammering away, a woman ran over to him and told him if he just wiggled the umbrella back and forth into the sand, it wouldn't blow away. But, he brushed her off and kept hammering. It was hilarious and sad. And annoying. WHO PACKS A HAMMER IN THEIR BEACH BAG? I mean, think about it. He threw in some towels, a couple books, some sunscreen, maybe a football...and a hammer.

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Guilty pleasures

Title says it all.

I have zero shame in admitting these guilty pleasures. So, I guess they're not really guilty, but whatevs, it's the phrase.

Vanderpump Rules. I know that I'm in my early 30s, and I should be turning my nose up at shows like this. I know that I should be like, "I don't watch that garbage...I read." But, I watch it. And, I read. Because I am in my early 30s and I'll do what I damn well please, thankyouverymuch. This show is ridiculously addictive and in the back of my mind, I know/think that it's scripted, but I also hold out some shred of hope that it's not. Which, is awful, considering it means there really are people like this breathing the same air we do. There's so much whining, fighting, drunken fighting, backstabbing, cheating, crying, "Oh, I love her necklace", and more drunken fighting. It's amazing.

Miley Cyrus. She's grown on me. I think she's really quite talented. That's really all about that.

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